*ha He ha he*

Last night, my pal, Juan mentioned to me about the poly school fee thingy. For those who had used their parents' CPF to pay for their poly school fee, after a year at the point of leaving the institution, you have to pay your parents back. If you are paying by monthly instalment, the minimum payment is 100 bucks and monthly interest rate is at 13 bucks. Damn fucking GOVERNMENT. If you are paying back to your parents by installment plus 13 bucks interest per month, which means you are paying for your school fee even more compared to the other people. SUCKS!! Money.. Money.. Money... It's making me damn fucking crazy about it. For me, I wanna save up and when the letter comes, I will pay them straight...STRAIGHT... Don't wanna pay for anything fucking INTEREST.. worthless. I really need a year MAN.. No more clothes, sneakers, necklaces, rubbish cutie stuff and what else? sigh!!! No idea. Now in my mind are "Money" and "Work" and "Home"!!! Morning went to Mount Elizabeth with Greenie to visit a specialist over there to suck out his ear wax. Woo.. Really cost him a "bomb!!" Unfortunately, only one side of his ears is cleared, which mean he needs to go back again. Then off to Meiling Street to teach a new kid. This kid is recommended by the agent who had given me an assignment at Jurong West before with false information regarding the location. At first, she called me and wanted to give me an assignment at Signature Park and the timing is at about 4pm. I mentioned to her that I couldn't make it on time as I got a student at 3pm and another one at 7.30pm. She then lectured me again. You shouldn't let the parents choose the timing and if you place an assignment at 3pm, it's like wasting the time slot.. You should let your time slot to be like 2.00 to 3.30, then 4 to 5.30 then 7.30 to 9. Like these then you can earn more. I was like @ @ ..Hello, kids are human too just like us..They need time to have their lunch and rest a little!!! Most kids who are in the morning session, reached home at about 1.30pm, bath then have their lunch slowly and rest for awhile, thus 3pm is just nice for them. Why wanna make them feel so tired?? They are kids after all.. They need to enjoy and play at times not just STUDY STUDY AND STUDY!! For us youngsters, we had been through all these before!! Once we are back home from school, we are like half dead!! Imagine we need to have tuition straight after lunch!! GOD DAMN IT!!! It's IMPOSSIBLE Isn't it's TRUE??? She then added, the pay at Signature Park not bad you know!! I then asked her how much. She said it's Primary 3 at 170 bucks I then shoot her back.. Mine, the parent is paying at 280 bucks you know. She was like WOAh!! SO MUCH AH!! I was like ya.. you wanna compare what man?? I was like why can't you get me assignment that is nearer to my home?? I exclaimed She added, Ah!! I got one at Queenstown MRT there you want anot. I was like you sure?? She then answered, I bluff you for what?? I SHOOT HER BACK AGAIN..YA YA!!! "In my heart, I was thinking, ya you didn't but last time you did give me wrong info what!! damn!!" It's at Meiling St, actually at your place, you can take bus 100 and alight at Queensway Shopping Centre then walk straight in and there it's the place. I was like ok since it's near to my place and it's only once a week for a K2 kid @ 70 bucks. Deal. Guess what, Greenie and I alighted at the opposite of Queensway Shopping Centre. I was like eh. Not here what... We then walked and walked. I then asked him, you know where is it anot? He said should be around there, he even added "guys are better in direction" .. Ya Ya!! You POWERFUL. Haha.. Cause of that gugu block, we ended up walking a big round. LOL. Haha..At least he did help me in finding my way out..Whahha.. Thanks my Dearest GREEN MAN!!! I reached there, wondering who I am going to teach as there is only a kid at home and he is a BOY!! The agent told me that the kid is a GIRL.. The grandma then told me, this is the kid you are going to teach, she pointed. I was like.. *dots!!* See.. what kind of info she gave me.. *FAINT* FUN YA..INTERESTING YA.. He is really mischievous. Right now, he is the most mischievous boy I have in my list of students. Gosh!! I feel like telling Stephanie, I had found a student even worse than your boy. He doesn't even know how to read simple words like "father", "go", "walk", "bag" and etc. So your boy, Rodrigo, is considered excellent already!!! *Giggle* He doesn't even have the willingness to learn together with me and kept wanting me to read and read storybooks to him. One after another. Obviously, I won't mind reading to him, but he got lots of words which he got no idea how to pronounce!! For me, my intention is, I just want him to read together with me so that he got the chance to learn how to pronounce. He....Play and PLay and Play and only know how to act MR BEAN *Dang dang Dang!!!* For example; the way Mr Bean drinks." Not only that, he is DAMN LAZY.. LAZY TO WRITE.. Like that how to learn, I myself got no idea too. Thus, I just have to try lots of ways to let him concentrate. Well, at least he did concentrate for half an hour which was better than nothing.. Then off to Jethro's place by cab as I couldn't catch any bus. At 6 plus, off to Angelo's place. I was early and eventually he reached home at 7pm as his school bus came late. Thus, I sat in the living room and waited for him to finish his dinner. While waiting, his brother, somehow like playing around with me. As I'm wearing a "superwoman tee", he spotted it and kept pointing at the superwoman and said "superman..superman!!" Argh!! irritating as he kept pointed at my chest. Hmmmm!! I then spotted his shorts with a "batman" printed on it. I then pointed and said "batman". Neverthelessly, we went on saying "superman" and "batman!!" That's kinda fun. LOL!! 5 minutes later, he's tired. He sat on the sofa for awhile, and then came his nonsense again. Guess what he did?? He *MUACKS* my back. I was like dots dots!!!*faint* He kept doing the same thing to me!! I then asked him what are you doing man?? He said:" I like to muacks your back and it's nice to muack!!" *speechless* At 7.25pm, lesson started and ended at 9pm. Then off back to my little nest. Just wanna add in something, the kid's mum who lives in West Coast gave me a call today.. Shocking!!! haha.. She asked me am I in uni now? If yes means you won't have any spare time to give kids tuition already right? I said:" Nope, I don't intend to go uni at the moment, actually I wanna earn money first.." Heh Heh!!!

She then added, cause I wanna let you teach back my daughter as I find that your teaching is not bad. I was like whatever, if you want, I only left with Wed morning. haha.. Guess what she replied?? She said she wanna ask her husband first. LOL!! I then tell her, ok you go ask first then let me know... *no comment*

Current Groove: Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time

*Another LOL Day!*

This morning went to Holland Drive to teach Jethro's brother, Rodrigo. Really had an enjoyable time laughing and playing around with him. Same as his brother, with big round eyes and curl eye lashes. Wooo~ Eventually, all the 3 boys in the family have big round eyes and curl eye lashes and same the hair style too. Whaha.. So adorable.. *Grinning* Today, I taught him when to use "is", "are" and "am" I gave him examples like; He is a boy, She is a girl, You are a good boy, I am a boy, they are eating, we are watching Superman. I even told him that for "I" and "You" are special, "is" is used for "One Person" and "are" is used for "more than one" Sigh!! Nothing go into his brain, I even taught him an easy method of when to use "is" by remembering "is"=>1 (see the first letter is "i" and it looks like number 1) "are"=>many (see the first letter of "are" is "a" and the second letter of "many" is "a". The most easiest to remember is, just by remembering "is" is used for "one person" and for "are" is the opposite. He then answered, Ok!! I know!! I then tested him again. When to use "is"? He answered, "many"!! I said: "NO, WRONG." He then answered again, "one person"! I said "Yes.. for example; he is, she is, Jethro is, Darryl is." I then added, "I____a boy?" He said: "is." His aunt, Stephanie who was in the kitchen said,"HUH!! I is a Monkey ah?" Hahaha!!! Ok,"You ____a good boy?" I asked. "You am." He replied. I was like huh, You am a good boy? Does it sounds correct? We then laughed again. *Faint* "Oh its special" He said. "Yes, correct so what must you use with?" I asked. "are." said Rodrigo. I then test him again. How bout he? you have to use it with "are","is" or "am"? I asked. "He...He are." He answered without recalling what I have taught him again. I was like -.- NO WRONG!! I exclaimed. Remember what I said. Come repeat after me!! He is, She is, We are, They are, You are, I am. He then repeated twice. I then asked him again. He___a boy? He said:" He are a boy." Argh!!!! *vomit blood* but funny!! LOL!!! Really makes me LAUGH and LAUGH throughout the lesson. Nevermind endure. ENDURE ENDURE.... Really need lots of time to teach as he is a slow learner. I know he's tired, thus I let him play Crossword Puzzle which I had bought for him and after that let him read those words I had written on the whiteboard. Once lesson had ended, I then asked him do you know what homework you have to do for me? He said:" eh!! This one.." He pointed at the phonics book. I said:" NO!! I never ask you to do this one ne!!I asked you to do maths and learn spelling." "Oh.. OK..OK..." Argh!!!! Scratch head!!! Hhaa!! Stephanie wanted to pay me for the Crossword Puzzle which I had bought but I told her not to pay me back as I bought it for Rodrigo to have some fun. Off I went back home. Then waited for time to come. Off to Jurong West to teach George. He is a damn mischievous boy. At times really get on my nerves... Overall, he's a bright china boy. LOL.. What a conclusion!!! Current Groove: Evanescence - Bring me To Life

*Back Home!!*

LA La La.. Today I really had an enjoyable day with both Darryl and Angelo. Whaha.. Finally got hold of Darryl's pic. Whaha.. I secretively took it. Whaha.. Yeah.. So cute.. I love it.. While teaching Darryl, he kept playing and haha all the way. hmmm, so entertaining. Here's his picture so Cute!! I love his big round eyes and curl eye lashes. *Muacks!!* Too bad I can't get his front view if not will be even CUTER... I think I'm insane!! LOL.. Wondering what he is doing? He was writing his chinese words which he hates the MOST!! LOL. Once I asked him to write Chinese, he will goes "aiyo.. aiyo!!" , "ah.. this one so difficult, how to write??" Lots of pattern coming out. For Angelo, he starts to have fun together with me. We did art & craft just now, so happy.. Yeah. We cut out pieces of colour papers and then paste it onto the ladybird drawing. Once lesson had over, his mum asked me how is he? I then replied, yah!! Everything is fine, finished all his homework including art & craft. His mum then laughed. haha.. yeah!!! off to continue with my tv programme.

*A funny Call*

"This is a song, LA LA LA Elmo song.. LA LA LA LA!" Hello are you Ms Tan? said the lady. Ya. I replied Hi, Ms Tan, I'm calling from UOB, as you are a debit card holder, I would like to introduce you to our UOB insurance policy with low premium and it's fixed, which means it will be the same till you age,said the lady. I was like oh. Ok then. She then added, "This policy is only introduce to UOB card holders, thus it's not open to the public and within 3 years , if you continue with your policy, you will be given back 25% of what you have and I believe you are holding other polices with you also right Ms Tan? Ya, I'm holding, then . I answered. This is really a good ones compared to others as it can protect you, for example, if you have an accident outside or in a public transport, or even in overseas (example,natural disaster like earthquarke and car accident), it can be claim. She said. ......So most of the time I'm holding on to the phone and listened to her. She then said, so can I enrol you into this so that I can send your details to the UOB insurance dept to get ready your policy and mail it to you within 7 working days and you can use it to compare you those policies you are holding right now. I was like ah? No thanks I don't think I wanna enrol into this. She then asked, why, what's holding you back Ms Tan, it's really a good one with low premium and it's not open to the public and monthly it's only S$26.00. In my mind I was like, hey, you do sales, of cause you will say it's good and blah blah blah, Who is the gu gu who do SALES will say that their product is BAD HAR!! I also got do SALES BEFORE man. I then asked her, Ok by communicating on the phone, how would I know whether what you have said tally with the terms and conditions written in the policy or not. If I agreed to enrol which you means you will mail me a copy of the policy and that means it's already activated isn't it. What if I had finished reading it and I don't want to take up the policy? She then replied, "of cause I hope that after you have read it, you will continue with the policy as you are the one who is getting the benefits from this low premium, and if you do not want it you can send the first page of the copy of the policy back to UOB and we will terminate it." I was like oh, ok, "so troublesome!!" (a thought in my mind!!) Well, I think, I will not take up this even though the premium is "VERY LOW" compared to those I'm holding currently and I don't have the intention either, I replied. She then asked again, May i know what's holding you back again Ms Tan? I said," well, I'm just not kin to take up as I'm already holding policies now!!!!." She said," Ok Ms Tan, Thanks for taking up your time. Bye Bye" Phew!! Finally, she's gone. LOL!! Siao, I so much money to feed policy ah?? I even got a big problem feeding myself. Well, since I'm rather bored and there's no one to talk to, ha.. here comes an anonymous to chat with me.. Heh Heh Heh.. If I'm teaching little children, of cause I won't talk so much bull to her. Opps*

Off to teach Darryl..

*You saved me!!*

Today didnt manage to see Jethro as he was not feeling well. In the evening, went to teach Phyllis. Oh Man!! She had forgotten most of the things I had taught her. Simple fractions and problem sums all had gone into the drain. My gosh!! I really got no idea what had happened to her. Just within a month, all gone!!!!

Thanks Victor for your rescue, you REALLY SMS ME JUST IN TIME. After lesson, I then called him back and told him everything. HAHa!!! Chatted for awhile then hung up and he went to LA LA LAND as he need to wake up at 4.30am tomorrow.

*Moody*

Rather pissed off with someone in the MORNING today.. Took a cab to Havelock Road to meet bro's mum and then had lunch, then off to Airport. Send her off. Met up with Shu to have a drink at Burger King, then took Bus 27 to Tamp. At Airport. Sales Singapore Night Safari Reached Tamp, spotted Lin Jun Jie's Autograph session, but only the DJ Ling Zhi was there. Stood there for awhile, then came an idiotic guy so TALL BLOCKING MY FUCKING VIEW.. Damn.. Here he is. IDIOT FUCKER While Ling Zhi was asking who wanna win a manicure set, he quickly raised up his hand and shouted I WANT.. I WANT to give it to my WIFE.. *Stupid idiot fucker* After taking this pic, we went off. What's so NICE ABOUT TM.. So many people.. So damn fucking bored.. Argh!! I then tell Shu, let's go home. Off he went back. I then took bus 65 to Orchard. Alighted, then went to Heeren's New Urban Male to buy that Pirate of the Carribean Tee for S$49.90. When I wanna purchase, a guy came over and told me, every week er no it's every month we will have new design coming in. I then laughed and said ok. How come he sounds to nervous. Hello, I'm not a monster I won't eat you up man.

*You Can Fly*

In the evening went to Sim Lim Square with Greenie as he wanted to collect some "rubbish papers", while it's those prices of comp stuff. Hehe..Opps they are still inside my bag as he had forgotten about it, so am I. Then went to have dinner at Sim Lim Food Court. Seafood You Mian Packet Ribena Used to spot a LARGE DHL Ballon at Bugis and wondered how come it always went up for awhile then come down again, then up and down again. Thus, decided to go and take a look. Well, who knows you can even sit on it and fly up above the sky!! ^ ^ Reached that spot. Oh! There's a Visitors Information Centre, whereby they can get tickets for those Sight-Seeing Rides like DUCK TOUR, HIPPO TOUR and etc... That's interesting and at least today I had been to a place which is "new" in the sense. LOL!! When the Ballon reaches the top, it's about 40-storey high and the duration of the flight is about 10 minutes..For Adult is at S$23.00, for Children (3-12Yrs) is at S$13.oo and for Toddler(>3 Yrs) is at S$2.oo. Really wanna try it one day as I wanna take pics of beautiful sceneries and it's fun!!!*Wink Wink* Sky Tower. The sad thing is that I have never try the Sky Tower in Singapore before.. *sob sob* Here Comes the Ballon..... High above the Sky. It's coming Down. So many people are queuing and after that it's the last ride of the day. Got no idea what is this for, maybe it's for controlling the DHL Ballon.. *Wonder!!!* Ticket Booth. For a FULL DAY Unlimited Sight-Seeing with 5 Value Tour is only at S$23.00, 10am to 10pm. It's so worth it rather than you just take a ride. It's only available at here. Come Join me and You can Fly too!!! DHL Ballon Information. Parkview Square Translated in English is Happy Pay Steamboat.. LOL.. You Pay and Pay to steam and you will be Happy afterall. *Bleah* Back to Bugis to have a drink at Mos Burger. Large Ice Milk Tea with lots of "NE NE" Milk. Current Groove: Son by Four - Sofia

*Lappy.. Yippy*

At noon, went to Ocean City Restuarant to have lunch buffet with my mum and her friend. Peanuts, Kimchi, Chilli Chopsticks, bowl, spoon, plate, soya sauce and tea "Pu Er" Claypot Beef Tendon Prawn Pocket with Salad X.O Sauce Jelly Fish Fruit Salad Prawn Prawn Dumpling - Ha Kaw Fresh Scallop Dumpling Spicy Szechuan Prawn Siew Mai with Crab Roe Chicken Claws in Special Sauce Abalone Soup Dumpling The Dumpling so "Big" and the Abalone is so "SMALL".. LOL Scallop Vermicelli in Clay Pot Egg Plant Minced Meat Sweet & Sour Fish Sweet & Sour Pork Stewed Vinegar Pork Leg (Mum's Favourite) I hate it. Yucks!! Prawn with Chives Chang Fun Steamed Conpoy Dumpling Steamed Bean Curd Skin Roll These are not for us. It's for those customers in the VIP Room. LOL.. Well, we were eating, dad and his colleagues were busying setting up for tonight's wedding Woo.. So nice and Sweet!!! After Buffet, I went to meet up with Goddess.. Hee.. Snack Bread Papa Tiramisu Cheese Stick.. "So So only!!" Then off to take PLay Photo Machine.. LOL. When I walk passed, I feel like using a stick to poke their BUTTs then run off. *Stupid* After walking around, we went to Starbucks to have a drink before going home. While drinking, spotted this woman sitting outside playing with her phones and happy smiling. Here comes me Presenting *Dumb self of Queen Baby!!* . . . . . . . . . . . Every Body GO AWAY!! N70 for SALE!!!! Cheap Cheap... Goddess & Queen Baby What am I looking at?? Miss Goddess & Queen Baby PHONES FOR SALES.. LIMITED EDITION!!! OUR PHOTOs.. NICE right!! LOL... Current Groove: Shakira - Underneath you clothes